LinkedIn ghostwriting for busy founders and B2B brands

You know you should be posting. I'll write it.

Researched LinkedIn posts with images, written for your exact target group and built on proven marketing practice. Blog posts and extra channels when you want more. Made with AI, shaped by a marketer with 15+ years of experience.

  • No sales calls. Ever.
  • A sourced statistic in every post
  • Images always included
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Your name
Founder, your company

↓ a hook written for your buyers
The first line stops the people you sell to, not everyone on LinkedIn.

↓ one fresh, sourced number
A recent statistic your audience cares about, with the source linked so anyone can check it.

↓ one idea, then a clear next step
Your point of view on it, in your voice, and a call to action that fits your goal.

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your stat, your colours, your photo
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Sound familiar?

Your last post was months ago.

Your blog still has a 2024 date on it. Your LinkedIn goes quiet every time client work picks up, which is always. You know steady content builds trust, but it keeps losing to the urgent stuff.

You're always in a rush

Posting sits on the to-do list right under the tax return. It never gets done on a Tuesday.

You tried AI tools

Generic advice, no numbers, written for nobody in particular. Your buyers scrolled straight past it.

You don't want another meeting

Agencies want a discovery call, a strategy workshop and a monthly check-in. You wanted posts.

What goes into every post

Every post is built for your buyers, not for everyone.

Written for your target group

Before I write a word, I map who buys from you: their role, their problems and the words they use. Every post talks to them, not to LinkedIn in general.

Researched, with real numbers

Each post is built around a fresh statistic from a credible source, picked because it matters to your audience. I check every source, and no statistic is used twice.

Built on marketing best practice

A hook that stops the scroll, one clear idea per post, a format that suits the platform, and a call to action that fits your goal.

In your voice, sharper every month

Your brand file holds your voice, your topics and the words you hate. After every batch, your feedback adds new rules to it.

AI does the typing. I do the thinking.

You press publish

Posts arrive by email, ready to copy. You see exactly what goes out under your name and can tweak a line before it's live. AI helps write it, but a human always checks the last step.

What you get

Social posts first. Extras when you want them.

Every plan: social posts with images

2 or 3 LinkedIn posts a week, in your voice

Each one is built around a fresh, sourced statistic your audience cares about, written for the people who buy from you, and comes with a custom image in your brand colours. Personal brands get their LinkedIn photo on the image.

  • 8 or 12 posts a month
  • A custom image with every post
  • Delivered by email, ready to copy
  • Your feedback goes into your brand file
Add-ons, if you want more
More channels

Add X, Instagram, Facebook or Threads for a smaller fee. Same posts, adapted to each channel, with every image in the right size.

Blog posts

1,200 to 1,800 words with keyword research, an SEO title, a meta description and images. Ready to paste into your website.

How it works

From form to first batch in about a week. Zero meetings.

  1. 1.

    Apply

    Share your name, email, your LinkedIn or website, and what you'd like. It takes about 2 minutes, and there's nothing to upload.

  2. 2.

    I review it

    Within 2 working days you get a yes or an honest no. A yes comes with samples, so you see the quality before you pay.

  3. 3.

    I draft your brand file

    I study your LinkedIn or homepage and your buyers, then send a one-page summary of your voice, audience and topics. You correct anything that's off.

  4. 4.

    Your first batch

    It lands in your inbox within 7 working days, ready to copy and post. For personal brands, your LinkedIn photo is already on the images.

  5. 5.

    Feedback

    You reply with what worked and what didn't. I update your brand file before the next batch.

The catch

3 things to know before you apply.

If you're always in a rush and know you should be posting at least something, this is for you.

  1. 1

    No sales calls

    No discovery call, no strategy meeting, no Zoom. You fill in a form, I read it, and you get a payment link if we're a fit.

  2. 2

    Feedback, not meetings

    You give written feedback on posts. I turn it into rules in your brand file. That's the whole process.

  3. 3

    It won't replace your whole marketing

    This covers the "I should really post something" part, every week. Strategy, ads and community management are a different job.

Pricing

Simple monthly pricing. Cancel any time.

Every plan is researched LinkedIn posts with images. Extra channels and blog posts are add-ons. Posting as yourself and your company? That's 2 plans on one invoice. No setup fee, no notice period. Prices exclude VAT.

12 posts a month
€259/ month

3 posts a week, for when LinkedIn is where your buyers spend their time.

  • 3 posts a week, written for your target group
  • A fresh, sourced statistic in every post
  • A custom image with every post
  • Delivered by email, ready to copy
  • Your feedback goes into your brand file
Apply in 2 minutes

Add to any plan

Extra channelX, Instagram, Facebook or ThreadsThe same posts adapted to that channel, with every image resized to its format.+€49 / month+€69 on 12 posts
Blog post1,200 to 1,800 wordsKeyword research, SEO title and meta description, a featured image and 1 or 2 images in the article.€179 each€159 each from 2 a month

Annual plan: 12 months for the price of 10. It opens after your first 3 months, once we both know the posts work for you. I'd rather earn a year than ask for one upfront.

Annika Helendi
Annika, the human in the loop
Who writes your posts

Hi, I'm Annika.

I've spent 15+ years in B2B marketing as a CMO, SEO strategist and content marketer, and as CEO of Teamweek. These days I spend a lot of time testing what AI can and can't do for marketers. Blessed Pirate is where that work pays off for you: I know which parts AI does well, and I do the rest myself.

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  • CEO of Teamweek
  • 15+ years in B2B marketing
FAQ

Questions people ask instead of booking a call.

Will it sound like me?

It will sound closer to you every month. The first batch is written from your brand file. Every round of feedback makes that file more specific.

Can I see samples?

Yes, after you apply. This is a ghostwriting service, so I don't show my clients' posts in public. Apply in 2 minutes, and if it's a yes, I send you samples before you pay anything.

Where do the statistics come from?

From credible, recent sources such as industry reports, surveys and research firms. I pick numbers your target group cares about, check each source, and link it so you can see it yourself.

Do you post for me?

No, and that's on purpose. Posts arrive by email on a schedule, ready to copy and post. You see every post before it goes live and can make last-minute edits, which keeps the quality where it should be.

Can you write for me and my company?

Yes. That's 2 plans, one for you and one for your company page, because each needs its own voice, topics and images. Both plans go on one invoice, for example 8 + 8 posts for €338 a month.

Which platforms do you cover?

LinkedIn is the base. Add X, Instagram, Facebook or Threads for a smaller fee, and you get the same posts with images sized for each one. Every post and blog comes with images, always. Blogs arrive ready for any CMS.

What if I don't like a post?

Tell me what's off. I rewrite that post and update your brand file, so the same miss doesn't happen again.

Do you use AI?

Yes, openly. AI drafts and I edit, check facts and shape every piece. That's how the price stays this low.

Is there an annual plan?

Yes, with 2 months free. It opens after your first 3 months, once we both know the posts work for you.

Can I change my plan or cancel?

You can change your plan from the next month: add blogs, drop posts or pause. To cancel, send an email before your next billing date. There's no notice period.

Who owns the content?

You do, once it's paid for.

Why no calls?

Calls make services expensive and slow. Your form, your LinkedIn or website, and your written feedback give me everything I need to write well.

Stop meaning to post. Start posting.

No sales calls. An answer within 2 working days.
Apply in 2 minutes